✎ YUKOKI
Dishonorable Merits;
Honorable Laziness;
irlhitch whispered:
*rubs your shoulders* "Tell me I'm pretty~"

the-jean-kirschtein:

"I’m an honest man, I don’t want to lie to you."

"Then it should be easyyyy~~" *sits in your lap*

irlhitch whispered:
"Hey Boogerface~! Tell me I'm pretty~~"

the-jean-kirschtein:

irlhitch:

the-jean-kirschtein:

irlhitch:

the-jean-kirschtein:

irlhitch:

the-jean-kirschtein:

"Not if you’re going to insult me, shithead."

"What? I thought the name suited you quite well, wiener."

"I think "air head" would suit you more, now that I think of it."

"Hm, but that couldn’t be true seeing as I’m in the Military Police and all~ I hear you’re rather fond of horses, haha! Some people are concerned."

"How you made it into the military police is beyond me. I could’ve gone to the police, but I chose to do something productive with my life."

"Tsk tsk~ you shouldn’t underestimate people, Kirschtein~ And if you think dying is productive, be my guest."

"Dying isn’t productive. Staying alive and fighting to keep your ass safe if productive."

"Oh, so now you’re Mr. Self-Righteous? Hahahahaha!!"

irlhitch whispered:
"Hey Boogerface~! Tell me I'm pretty~~"

the-jean-kirschtein:

irlhitch:

the-jean-kirschtein:

irlhitch:

the-jean-kirschtein:

"Not if you’re going to insult me, shithead."

"What? I thought the name suited you quite well, wiener."

"I think "air head" would suit you more, now that I think of it."

"Hm, but that couldn’t be true seeing as I’m in the Military Police and all~ I hear you’re rather fond of horses, haha! Some people are concerned."

"How you made it into the military police is beyond me. I could’ve gone to the police, but I chose to do something productive with my life."

"Tsk tsk~ you shouldn’t underestimate people, Kirschtein~ And if you think dying is productive, be my guest."

irlhitch whispered:
"Hey Boogerface~! Tell me I'm pretty~~"

the-jean-kirschtein:

irlhitch:

the-jean-kirschtein:

"Not if you’re going to insult me, shithead."

"What? I thought the name suited you quite well, wiener."

"I think "air head" would suit you more, now that I think of it."

"Hm, but that couldn’t be true seeing as I’m in the Military Police and all~ I hear you’re rather fond of horses, haha! Some people are concerned."

irlhitch whispered:
"Hey Boogerface~! Tell me I'm pretty~~"

the-jean-kirschtein:

"Not if you’re going to insult me, shithead."

"What? I thought the name suited you quite well, wiener."

Honestly. What do you think about my character?

roleplaysituationsandstuff:

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Extra points if you send IC and OOC opinion!

I'm not a loser !

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"Keep telling yourself that, horsie boy~"

Lets talk about Sex! Drop one in my ask box to tell me what you would do to/with/for my character!

little-blonde-fox:

★ I’d Dominate you

☆ I’d Submit for you

♣  3-Some

♤ 4-Some 

∞ More-some

▲ Handjob

▼ Blowjob

♒ Swallow

ψ Bukkake

☼ In public

✪ Put on a Show  (exhibitionism)

○ Be my Slave

◎ Be my Master

☾ Dress up

♪ Talk Dirty

☺Make a baby

☑ Add your own!

((i wasn’t expecting to get asks upon my return owo if you want to rp with me just ask! and send asks if you like. if i get enough i might even pull my cosplay out and make some new gifs. we’ll see~

Anonymous whispered:
If Boris, Annie, Dennis, or Marlo asked you out, what would your responses be? (sorry if relationship asks get annoying)

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"Hmm… Now, wouldn’t that be fun? Haha! I’d say yes to all of them, as long as they pay for the date~ People take the whole dating thing too seriously."